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As Rhonda rushed into the airport, she knew she was running late. Hearing about all of the increased security, Rhonda remembered to pack all of her makeup and liquid items in her checked bag, and only carried a light purse to the security gate with her. When her time came, Rhonda handed the agent her boarding pass and I.D. as she put her purse on the conveyor belt. She waited until the light on the metal detector turned green and walked through.
Suddenly the machine screamed very loudly, "beeeeeeeeeeep, beeeeeeeeeep!"Quickly the agent spoke. "Ma'am, please step over to the side and one of our agents will be with you in a moment."Very soon an attractive young lady came over and introduced herself. "Hello Ms. Hill. I'm agent Anne Harris. Please stand here with your arms spread to the sides and your feet about a foot apart."Rhonda quickly complied. Agent Harris began to move a hand held metal detector over her feet and began to work her way up her legs when the hand held unit began to scream as she approached Rhonda's upper thighs. Suddenly the cause of the alarm hit Rhonda In marked embarrassment she recalled that she had forgotten one little detail in her planning and packing this morning.
"Ms. Hill, I think we'll need to continue this interview in a more private area."Rhonda began to follow Agent Harris a bit further to the side of the inspection area and into a small, windowless room.Agent Harris locked the door from the inside and reassured Rhonda "I know this is awkward, but I want to reassure you that this is a private room with no cameras. Unfortunately, given the location of the alarm, I'll have to ask you to take off your clothes for further inspection."
"See... sex is really important in my life. When we're together, a day rarely passes when my husband and I don't have sex at least once if not more times. The problem is that he's been away for a week, and I've had to take other measures to keep from going crazy."" I get that point. But what does that have to do with setting off the alarm here?""Well, sometimes the 'urge' hits me kind of quickly, and I need some relief right away. "
With that, Rhonda unbuttoned her jeans and slid them down revealing a butterfly shaped pink vibrator strapped over her clitoris and vagina. After a brief uncomfortable pause, Agent Harris finally spoke, "I don't think I've ever seen such a thing.""It's battery operated and controlled by a remote that's in my purse," Rhonda explained. "If I start feeling like too wound up and need some relief, I just need a couple of minutes alone and everything is better. In my haste to get here this morning, I put it on like always, but forgot that it would go off here!"
Agent Hill made a suggestion. "Actually, Ms. Hill, as I told you this room is secure and there are no cameras. Perhaps I could make it even less potentially embarrassing if we came up with a way for me not to have to confiscate and turn in your little toy and for you to pass the detector test."
"I'm listening. Oh, and you can call me Rhonda""Thanks, Rhonda And if this all works, you can call me Anne!""Sure, now what's the plan?"Anne paused then spoke, "Well, you need to walk out not wearing your vibrator. And you would prefer that I not report it and turn it into the government. So, there's only one other way to dispense of it."Rhonda was starting to catch on, "...like you could wear it!"Anne paused and smiled, "yes.""I can't imagine a better plan," replied Rhonda "Let's do it."With that, she began to slip off her shoes and jeans. At the same time, and rather eagerly, Anne did the same with her shoes and pants.
Taking the vibrator over to Anne, Rhonda offered to help her put it on correctly. Moving it back and forth gently, she wanted to make sure that it was perfectly comfortable.They both redressed, rehearsed the rest of their plan and walked out the door.Moving back to the table Agent Harris asked Rhonda, "Ma'am, is this your purse?""Yes, ma'am.""I'll need to search it. Do I have your permission?""Yes, certainly."Agent Harris started to shuffle through the small purse until she removed a small remote control that looked like a car alarm switch. She asked, "What does this do, Ms. Hill?"
"It's a remote control. I didn't even mean to pack it.""Yes ma'am, I understand. Can you please demonstrate that it functions?"Realizing what Anne was really asking, Rhonda quickly demonstrated where the "ON" button is located, and pushed it. Anne's face changed ever so imperceptibly as she smiled at Rhonda - but subtly so no one would notice a thing.
"I'll let you go on to your plane, Ms. Hill, but please remember to leave things at home that you don't need for your trip in the future.""I will, ma'am." Rhonda replied.Rhonda walked off headed to her plane, but turned around one more time to notice that Anne had excused herself and was heading into the ladies' room for a few minutes of alone time.
As Rhonda rushed into the airport, she knew she was running late. Hearing about all of the increased security, Rhonda remembered to pack all of her makeup and liquid items in her checked bag, and only carried a light purse to the security gate with her. When her time came, Rhonda handed the agent her boarding pass and I.D. as she put her purse on the conveyor belt. She waited until the light on the metal detector turned green and walked through.
Suddenly the machine screamed very loudly, "beeeeeeeeeeep, beeeeeeeeeep!"Quickly the agent spoke. "Ma'am, please step over to the side and one of our agents will be with you in a moment."Very soon an attractive young lady came over and introduced herself. "Hello Ms. Hill. I'm agent Anne Harris. Please stand here with your arms spread to the sides and your feet about a foot apart."Rhonda quickly complied. Agent Harris began to move a hand held metal detector over her feet and began to work her way up her legs when the hand held unit began to scream as she approached Rhonda's upper thighs. Suddenly the cause of the alarm hit Rhonda In marked embarrassment she recalled that she had forgotten one little detail in her planning and packing this morning.
"Ms. Hill, I think we'll need to continue this interview in a more private area."Rhonda began to follow Agent Harris a bit further to the side of the inspection area and into a small, windowless room.Agent Harris locked the door from the inside and reassured Rhonda "I know this is awkward, but I want to reassure you that this is a private room with no cameras. Unfortunately, given the location of the alarm, I'll have to ask you to take off your clothes for further inspection."
"See... sex is really important in my life. When we're together, a day rarely passes when my husband and I don't have sex at least once if not more times. The problem is that he's been away for a week, and I've had to take other measures to keep from going crazy."" I get that point. But what does that have to do with setting off the alarm here?""Well, sometimes the 'urge' hits me kind of quickly, and I need some relief right away. "
With that, Rhonda unbuttoned her jeans and slid them down revealing a butterfly shaped pink vibrator strapped over her clitoris and vagina. After a brief uncomfortable pause, Agent Harris finally spoke, "I don't think I've ever seen such a thing.""It's battery operated and controlled by a remote that's in my purse," Rhonda explained. "If I start feeling like too wound up and need some relief, I just need a couple of minutes alone and everything is better. In my haste to get here this morning, I put it on like always, but forgot that it would go off here!"
Agent Hill made a suggestion. "Actually, Ms. Hill, as I told you this room is secure and there are no cameras. Perhaps I could make it even less potentially embarrassing if we came up with a way for me not to have to confiscate and turn in your little toy and for you to pass the detector test."
"I'm listening. Oh, and you can call me Rhonda""Thanks, Rhonda And if this all works, you can call me Anne!""Sure, now what's the plan?"Anne paused then spoke, "Well, you need to walk out not wearing your vibrator. And you would prefer that I not report it and turn it into the government. So, there's only one other way to dispense of it."Rhonda was starting to catch on, "...like you could wear it!"Anne paused and smiled, "yes.""I can't imagine a better plan," replied Rhonda "Let's do it."With that, she began to slip off her shoes and jeans. At the same time, and rather eagerly, Anne did the same with her shoes and pants.
Taking the vibrator over to Anne, Rhonda offered to help her put it on correctly. Moving it back and forth gently, she wanted to make sure that it was perfectly comfortable.They both redressed, rehearsed the rest of their plan and walked out the door.Moving back to the table Agent Harris asked Rhonda, "Ma'am, is this your purse?""Yes, ma'am.""I'll need to search it. Do I have your permission?""Yes, certainly."Agent Harris started to shuffle through the small purse until she removed a small remote control that looked like a car alarm switch. She asked, "What does this do, Ms. Hill?"
"It's a remote control. I didn't even mean to pack it.""Yes ma'am, I understand. Can you please demonstrate that it functions?"Realizing what Anne was really asking, Rhonda quickly demonstrated where the "ON" button is located, and pushed it. Anne's face changed ever so imperceptibly as she smiled at Rhonda - but subtly so no one would notice a thing.
"I'll let you go on to your plane, Ms. Hill, but please remember to leave things at home that you don't need for your trip in the future.""I will, ma'am." Rhonda replied.Rhonda walked off headed to her plane, but turned around one more time to notice that Anne had excused herself and was heading into the ladies' room for a few minutes of alone time.
